Tuesday, May 13, 2008
I started to get up once every fifteen minutes to "relax" my muscles and did some stretches. I did some "hoo haa" pumping in the air and that cross legged (oh no you don't), exercise which you do for warm up.
My boss took notice. Thought I had no work to do.
Its been 8 hours since I did my last excercise or went for a cup of coffee :(
Pure economics would tell you that to create 1 KG of meat you need 10 KG of grain. Hence either the meat is priced 10 times that of grain or it is bound to happen in the near future. Prices of food have been on the "rice" :), and down the lane I guess it makes more sense to directly consume the rice yourself intead of feeding it to a pig and then eating the pig instead.
So all you tandoori chicken connoiseurs might just have to shell out more money or switch to panneer tikka masala instead :)
The Indian Government instead of inflation control tactics such as banning exports, giving out import licences, banning futures trading, sending the police to unearth `hoarding', hiking interest rates etc. , would do well to encourage vegetarianism :D hehehe....
I can almost hear P. Chidambu saying "All Saravana Bhavans and Pure Veg restaurants get a VAT waiver. Pure Veg restaurants to have a VAT of only 1% :D..."
Anyways, this is not in any way to hurt the sentiments of non-vegetarians...but just an economic point of view of mine in relation to being a non-veggie. If prices of chicken are going to continue to rise as given in this article, does it not make more sense to consume maize directly instead of feeding it to the chicken and then eating the chicken instead?
Anyways, I am predicting that down the lane the markets would decide for themselves the prices in such a way that vegetarianism is the way of life of the common man. Go free markets...
Jokes apart , as one of the comments below point out...the equation between veg food and non veg food is not going to be exactly 1:10...there are so many other parameters...
Just thought I could get away with a "pro veg" argument....but no....someone had to come and spoil it everytime :(
Monday, May 12, 2008
The last one year at an IIM has been one hell of a journey and cannot simply be covered in a blog article. So, what I am gonna do is make this a series and spread my life @ IIM over a set of articles.
Do I hear some groans? (Oh no not one of those stupid IIM/IIT stories again...)
Unfortunately it is. But you are a good person no? You won’t close this blog without reading it fully right. So stop complaining and start reading...
After four years of work experience, I must admit entering an IIM was scaring me a teensy weensy bit. My greatest fears came true when a few of the students ended up calling me "old"
:(... Hey come on, I am just 18 (I mean at heart)
Ok back to the story.
There are primarily 2 kinds of students at the IIMs. I will call them BF and SF (no no, its not what you think...)
BF stands for Big Fish and SF stands for Small Fish. (ya, I don’t want to use bad words in front of family audience see)
Ok, so what’s with the fish?
Before entering the IIM campus, the word "Derivative" vaguely reminded them of something that their math teacher was trying hard to push through their skull...
Was that dy/dx? arre chodo yar....
Derivatives are financial instruments whose value changes in response to the changes in underlying variables. The main types of derivatives are futures, forwards, options, and swaps.....ok enough there...
The third price they won in a fancy dress competition in their 8th class is one of their
resume bullet points
They are unable to find space in their one page resume for the international quiz competition
which they won last year
They attend classes to gain attendance
They attend classes to gain knowledge
They are serious when they say they haven’t prepared for the exam
They are serious when they haven’t prepared for the exam
Day zero of placements : They are probably sleeping till 1 o clock in the afternoon
and go in the evening to check out if their small fish friends have been placed
Day one and two of placements : They don’t know what to do and try to give moral support
to their Big Fish friends
So there you have it.
You are probably wondering why I decided to call them big fish and Small fish.
The logic is quite simple.
The Small fish are ones who are going to be "small fish in a big pond" (the pond being Mckinseys, BCGs and Goldmans and Lehmans where an IIM grad is perhaps just another guy among thousands of Wharton/Harvard and other IIM grads) while the big fish are going to be "big fish in a small pond" (the pond being some IT company or some other day 2 company which is more than glad to have them working for them)
Ok no judgment calls here. This is just a simple truth. Take a moment to digest it.
The ocean (IIM) is not just made of the small and big fishes, it consists of all kinds of sea creatures that swim and enjoy in the ocean, before taking a jump into a pond.
I for one am a dolphin and am a big fish (not the biggest though :( ).
Do I hear some protest?I am the author no? So I get to choose what I am. So don’t complain now. You pick some nice fish which you want to be called as.
So I guess, that should do with the intro. I would continue with this post later. Next time, I would be obviously talking about fishes, but would assume that you know what I mean when I say someone is small fish or a big fish? Ok? Now run along, go do that thing your boss asked you to do and stop wasting time reading blogs....
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
During my internship here at Mumbai, I have been going from Powai to Santa Cruz airport everyday for my work. I take an auto everyday and the rates usually are between Rs. 65-70. On one of the days, I took an auto and the meter read Rs.80, waaay before we even reached our place. There was a heavy traffic jam. I was quite irritated that the autowalla was using a wrong meter and hence I gave him the money, told him that the meter was way too high and I got down and angrily walked to my office.
Then the autowalla followed me and kept asking me to get onto the auto and told me that he would drop me off free of charge for the remaining distance. I thought his guilt was pricking him (as he used a wrong meter) and so he tried to pacify his guilt by dropping me.
I decided he is not getting away with his folly that easily and did not get on to the auto and kept walking.
A few weeks passed.
Today, I got onto an auto and after reaching the office, the meter read Rs. 75. I gave him the cash, and the
autowalla said "Sir, please tell me exactly how much it takes to reach here as you travel everyday in this route."
I said "It takes about Rs. 65-70"
Autowalla : "In that case please take back this Rs.5. You travel here often so you know better than the meter. The other day I brought you here and you got down and walked all the way as you felt the meter showed a very high value. That auto was not mine. It was a hired auto, neither is the auto I am driving today mine. I have informed the owner of that auto to check the meter the other day"!!!!
2 important lessons learnt
1) Anger never yields a good result.
2) Never accuse without full information
He is a dumbo who does not know half the time what he is speaking.
However, what surprised or rather annoyed me was that Indians (most of them atleast), were "denying" or atleast trying to "refute" what he was saying.
Why should we bloody deny what he says.
Our response should just be "Oh ya, so what? We are eating more food today. Is there a problem? If you have a problem go shove it up your ***. We dont care. Moreover, thanks for acknowledging the fact that we are finally on your mental map as a country that is not just about snake charmers."