Fun @ Office

One of my office colleagues sent us a forwarded email which contained the laws for women. The email is as follows
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Laws for Women
1. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
4. If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all up there.
5. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.
14. Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal (wether macho or not, intellectual or not, dump or not, etc or not etc)

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My response to that email was as follows:

The logic behind the Laws for Women however, is as follows

1) Go for younger men – because women are immature
2) Don’t imagine you can change a man – perfection cannot be improved
3) What do you do if your boyfriend walks out – truth is you cry
4) If we put a man on the moon – he would live happily ever after
5) Never let your man’s mind wander – because women need to have the attention all the time
6) Men are all the same – they are all perfect
7) Definition of a bachelor – lucky bastard
8) Women don’t make fools of men – we are way too intelligent to get fooled by them
9) Best way to get a man to do something – say please (dropping a pen also has effects sometimes)
10) Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener – could not agree more (for men)
11) If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital – ya, you got to be mental to get committed to a woman
12) The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. The girl children of Israel wandered in the desert for 80 years. Even in Biblical times women never listened to men.
13) If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks. – is this an insult for a man or a woman?
14) Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his – provided you have enough brains to understand it (remember the donkey joke?)
15) Sadly, all men are created equal (whether macho or not, intellectual or not, dump or not, etc or not etc) – in spite of which women are always wanting the other girls boyfriend

Contributions from Harish also went into the above reply! :D